Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow anarchists such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but anarchists have this week been revealed as smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps anarchists would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Amanda Platell who this week said, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is acceptable behaviour.